Road Rage: School Buses

I think this will be the first of many posts that are rightfully entitled "Road Rage." After making what ends up being a 1hr+ drive from Kent to Cleveland every day for a few months now - I have made some not-so-astute observations that I just don't understand how the rest of the morons on the road are missing. Thus, I have developed the strong urge to run down most everything I see.



Today's road rage topic: SCHOOL BUSES


Now let's stop and think about something for a minute.

School buses = Kids.

Kids= wild, crazy, small humans with no sense of safety

Safety = Blinking red stop sign on bus = STOP so you don't hit the damn midgets when the cross the road

So following that logic it would make sense that on a two-lane road, traffic going both ways stops. We wouldn't want something to happen to our future overweight Americans, doctors and teachers who are crossing the road on the way to a full day of nose picking and letter people.

However, do you really think the same people that make us drive 20MPH in school zones and invented the safety patrol are going to let a bunch of hyper five-year-old kids sprint across four lanes of traffic?

NO! AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO TOOK DRIVERS EDUCATION?

IF THERE ARE FOUR LANES AND YOU ARE GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION THEN DON'T STOP. SERIOUSLY, ALL-STATE DOES NOT LOWER YOUR DUDUCTABLE IF THEY FIND OUT YOU DO THIS.

By all means, slow down, be aware - but we all know you are the same person who (literally) 50ft ahead sped through the school zone. You aren't following laws - you are just an idiot.