My mom sent me an email today. She wanted to let me know that she enjoyed reading my blog, however, she was hesitant to pass it along to friends and family because in one of the blogs I used the word “asshole.”
For those who may have missed it, in the blog she was referring to I was discussing one of my many commuting adventures. On this particular trip, I was the one who was being a bad driver. Thus, I called myself an asshole.
Besides the obvious: I am 23 so I feel like I am old enough to cuss, PG13 movies and television shows use the word ass and on a daily basis I use much more foul language - I just think that the story would have lost its spark if I have chosen say….Butthead, instead.
My posts would start to read like one of those Orbit Commercials.
“Yep, today I am the nincompoop”
“Yep, today I am the cotton-headed ninnymuggin.”
"Yep, today I am the bad, bad girl"
Whoa, that last one sounded a little dirty....
I don’t know, maybe my mom was right. I should probably watch my langauge a little more. I probably was acting like a huge….Ninnymuggin.