It's 2012!!!!

Here is my internal dialogue from 2012 thus far:

…Welcome, resolutions and the beginning of the end of the world.

…Hello, new guy at the gym. You look like to you are really riding fast. Maybe tomorrow you can try moving up to resistance 1 – if you’re back.

…Why yes, I did notice the refrigerator was full of salad containers and lean cuisines today. I wonder if that’s why they are cleaning the fridge out on Friday? That stuff builds up fast when no one’s actually eating it.

….Sure, I think it’s a great idea you center your Qi (chi)  I love using that in Words with Friend too, although I try not to limit myself to the center of the board.

….I agree, you should get rid of him. It didn’t make sense yesterday in 2011, but today, in 2012, I am sure it is completely different.

…Wow, that positive attitude you have today really makes me want to add that to my list of resolutions. At least until the copier runs out of paper again, then I will be reminded the world is conspiring to make my life harder.

....It's ok, I don't think eating 4 cookies today will mess up your new diet. You just started it right?

...Of course, taking the elevator makes sense. You are so famished from not eating that you wouldn't want to burn any extra calories on the stairs.

...I agree, it's really hard to get motivated to work harder today. I mean it is the first day back after the holidays.

My resolution for this year: stop being so damn sarcastic.

And blog more.

We'll see about either. I had to quit watching Mad Men to write this. Made me happy :-|