Better to lose a lover than to love a loser

....One of my followers tweeted that today and I hate to admit that I smiled just a little. I'm not sure if it was because I've dated my fair share of losers, or if it was because I was imagining myself punching her for posting that shit. Why would I punch her? Because this is totally one of those quotes girls make glittery, photoshopped, dramatic backgrounds of for their phones and laptops just in case they feel like texting their ex.


It is their "Be keep calm and carry on" message. Their reminder that "Nobody is worth your tears, but the one who is wont make you cry." That last ditch effort to "dance in the rain, cherish the moment and forget the pain."


Good god women. You embarrass me.


Stop doing that shit.


But really, besides the obvious fact that we should all stop dating losers...why do some women feel compelled create cheesy posters to cheer themselves up? Next time consider a run or silently crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Either way, please, please, please stop making these:

Because every guy wants a damaged girl...

Or a slut

and I'm not sure who Kevin Dela Cruz is but he should be afraid. Really.

Happy V*$&#^@(#'s Day

I am almost positive that I haven’t had a valentine since highschool. Ok, that might not be completely true. My mom DID send me holiday care packages in college, and I think one was Valentine’s Day themed.



But despite the fact that I am going to come across as a member of some single, man-hating cult with this post, I am here to say screw this holiday.


I am not saying screw love. Or happy people. Or people who take the holiday for what it really is: Just a day to remind someone that you love them. I mean, I was sure to tell my barista that I loved her this morning – because without her everyone in my office might not have survived as long as they have.


I am saying screw everyone who thinks being single is a disease.
 I’d like to remind everyone, despite sounding cocky, I could have a valentine today if I really wanted to. Being in a relationship is not that hard. You just don’t have to be choosy. You mainly have to feel bad enough about yourself that you ALWAYS need someone else in your life to validate you.


I choose to be single until I meet someone that I care enough about to give them my time.


And then they get to know me, run away and I am single again, but that’s not that point.


And I still haven’t died from being single yet. And I am pretty sure that you won’t either.


So for all the happy people in relationships right now, Congrats. I am proud of you, I really am. Happy Valentine’s Day.


And for all of the people who aren’t. Stop crying, you will never find someone else with your eyes all puffy and red like that, will you?

.....and whatever you do, just dont be this girl (via REDDIT):