Wednesday, August 8, 2012

A love letter....


Dear Future Husband,

It seems like only yesterday that you honked at me as I ran down 14th. That was that moment I knew my life had changed.

 Who would have thought the double tapping of a horn could have such an effect on a woman?

It may have been way you whistled, shouting, “Hey Baby, lookin finnneee.” – that really tugged at my heart strings. The words slipping like poetry off of those dry, cracked lips. Plus, I always knew the man I would marry had to be able to whistle.  

It could have been the way the sun hit your skin as you hung out of your ’98 Ford pick-up or the sight of your arm fat flapping as you slapped the side, knocking off some of the paint on that rusting blue beauty.

Maybe it was the high five you gave your friend after. The two of you, just off the graveyard shift at the plant, friends since high school – or at least the one grade you both finished. Friendship is the key to a loving marriage, and I can tell yours are the kind that last.

I don’t know where I would be if you had decided to drive by, quietly, not speaking your admiration for my ass.

 Yes, baby. You had me at the honk and I knew I was yours forever….

Sincerely,

Random girl just trying to friggen exercise.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

We aren’t obese; we just argue politics through Chick-fil-A and Oreos.


I am starting to wonder…. if Mc. Donalds took a stance for or against gay marriage would the population of obese people in our country decrease?

As it stands, we have the anti-gay-rights Americans boycotting eating Oreos because of the Rainbow Oreo. We have pro-gay-rights Americans boycotting eating Chick-fil-A for their stance on gay marriage.

And although I am sure the pro-gay-rights Americans appreciate JC Penny’s same-sex ads, I am almost positive NO ONE is shopping there. Oh wait, sorry we were talking about food, got a little distracted from the point.

The point is, really there is no point.

Why are we discussing the issues through junk food? Maybe we should all go run off our anger. Or mind our own business. Or VOTE to change the issues that bother us.

Why are we choosing what to eat or not based on our belief system?

…Because we are AMURICANS.

And no matter how much our opinions differ, we will take any excuse to eat something and prove a point.



                                                     (Image via Reddit)