If you can't appreciate this post, it probably means you have a life.

I go through phases in which I watch a specific show almost every day. When TLC was cool, I remember really liking Trading Spaces. And this past summer while in my post-college slump, I chose to watch the three hours of Wife Swap on Lifetime from 1-4 each day.


However, most of the time I trend towards crime shows. Currently: Criminal Minds.


It’s become a problem. Here are some of the reasons why:

• I know what unsub means
• I am convinced that some of my neighbors are criminals because I profiled them based on when they pick up their newspaper, if the stutter when we speak, how fast they drive their car and what verb they use to describe the weather.
• I wonder if people know where I am/what I was wearing when I leave just in case I go missing
• And I am aware of EVERYTHING. And by aware I mean scared. And by everything I mean the little old man on the bike path out for his afternoon exercise because I know all too well that he might have a strapping, young, not-so-smart son waiting behind a tree to do the heavy lifting.

Plus, I am completely in love with this guy:

S.A. Sandi Hensel, Signing off.