1. The warranty on my windshield wiper motor. You don't realize how nice windshield wipers are until they won't shut off and you spend the next 20 minutes on the highway listening to pfffffffffffttt eeerrrrrrrkkkkkkk screeeecchhhhh pfffffffffffffffffffffttt because the rain stopped.
2. My job. I spent an hour of my day working on this hand-turkey for a coloring contest we're having. Don't tell me that's not a winner.
3. iPhones. Remember when you had to read the shampoo bottle if you were bored on the toilet?
4. Kim Kardashian. Every girl now seems a little more sane.
5. The NBA shut out. Because really, who gives a shit. It has already been a bad enough year for Ohio sports.
6. Stumble Upon. No one wants to put effort into wasting time on the internet
7. Facebook. After looking at everyone else's lives, I am just happy that made it this long without getting pregnant, divorced or tattooed.
8. Spell check. Saving me at least 5 hand-to-face moments everyday.
9. Leggings. Pants suck. Enough said.
10. You, because you just wasted another three minutes of your life reading my blog. No, you can't have those three minutes back.
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