Better to lose a lover than to love a loser

....One of my followers tweeted that today and I hate to admit that I smiled just a little. I'm not sure if it was because I've dated my fair share of losers, or if it was because I was imagining myself punching her for posting that shit. Why would I punch her? Because this is totally one of those quotes girls make glittery, photoshopped, dramatic backgrounds of for their phones and laptops just in case they feel like texting their ex.


It is their "Be keep calm and carry on" message. Their reminder that "Nobody is worth your tears, but the one who is wont make you cry." That last ditch effort to "dance in the rain, cherish the moment and forget the pain."


Good god women. You embarrass me.


Stop doing that shit.


But really, besides the obvious fact that we should all stop dating losers...why do some women feel compelled create cheesy posters to cheer themselves up? Next time consider a run or silently crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Either way, please, please, please stop making these:

Because every guy wants a damaged girl...

Or a slut

and I'm not sure who Kevin Dela Cruz is but he should be afraid. Really.