Long Hair, Do Care

And no I am not talking about my extensions people; I actually have managed to grow my hair some-what-long. Not Duggar long, but enough for me to realize that whoever said Long Hair, Don’t Care didn’t have long hair.

Either that or they were the 1 in 100,000,000 females who have long, wavy, thick, gorgeous hair that could be on a shampoo commercial.

If you are a NORMAL person with long hair, this is what it is really like:

1.     Hair in my face while in the car

2.     Hair in my face while exercising

3.     Hair in my face with a slight breeze

4.     Hair in my face, basically, all the time

5.     Hair in my food

6.     Hair in my mouth while I am trying to eat food

7.     Hair getting sucked into my hair dryer

8.     Hair balls, not dust, all over the apartment

9.     Hair in the drain – gag

10.   Hair in the carpet, in the bed, in the car, on my clothes, on the counter, on the table...

11.   Hair everywhere but on my head

12.   Spending extra money on shampoo

13.   Spending extra money on conditioner

14.   Spending extra money on products that don’t work on my shitty hair

15.   Spending extra money to pay for the extra hair color on my extra hair

16.   Spending extra time washing, drying, brushing and "styling" my extra hair

Basically, I thought I could walk out of the shower, air dry my hair and it would would look like this:

And instead it looks like this:

Did you notice I snuck in ANOTHER Duggar reference. Love those guys.